Okay so today in the Things That Are Totally Normal But I Don't Understand It category (this could literally be a discussion series) we have:

Smart phones that you keep in your back pants pocket.

You don't lose them? They don't fall out? No one steals them? It seems like a recipe for getting your phone either stolen or cracked. Perhaps my butt is just too powerful. 🤔 (Reader: this was not her problem)