Amy @a@asentientbot.ca

can't believe that magic plant hormones ("keiki paste") are really converting a flower bud into baby leaves 🥹 im so excited to (hopefully) duplicate my phalaenopsis orchids finally!!

today's cattleya pic since it feels unfair to post endlessly about the phalaenopsis propagation drama and never even show my favorite orchid, just because it's comparatively easy to duplicate

is this good

there aren't even any other flies in sight at the moment. possibly killed the only fly in the house with my iPhone SE 2016 (Rose Gold, 64 GB, iOS 15.8.7)

threw my phone onto my bed from a few feet away (as one does) and it somehow squished a fly in the process? what the hell

received a super cool print from an artist in toronto (saw the original in november) her name is Izzy Paez and the drawing is called "La Laguna Encantada".

struggling to take a photo of my copy due to glare but it's this one! https://www.instagram.com/p/C9xZCJngRvN/?img_index=1

i would really recommend looking at it!! (features green frogs, mice, and much more)

oh my god what, the "macbook neo" has the old style display cable that passes through the hinge https://support.apple.com/en-ca/126159

first macbook in a decade that won't have random display cable failures???

i realize it's _such_ a low bar, but they're finally approaching the standard of the 2015-17 macbook airs again. minus replaceable ssd, plus replaceable keyboard. i didn't expect it at all

antagonizing the other swifties by interpreting "you go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me" as a node with three spokes rather than a linear chain

today's cattleya pic since it feels unfair to post endlessly about the phalaenopsis propagation drama and never even show my favorite orchid, just because it's comparatively easy to duplicate

omg, i think those little bumps will be roots? maybe i can separate it after a few more months!

also added the paste to 3 more (purple and white, pink and white, and mini yellow and white; this one is white and orange)

pleasantly surprised to be wrong about this! the 8 gb memory is a little worrying long-term but fully expected with a18 pro. other tradeoffs are perfectly fine and it looks nice?

won't be shopping for a laptop for a long time, and i have.. other concerns about apple right now, but fairly impressed nonetheless

a downside to this laptop that i didn't anticipate is that it's just always cold to the touch. it's unpleasant

ugh, my lips "were chewed on" a lot in the last couple hours. someone really should've prevented it

they're generating slop about this one (i wish ~any of this were true lol)

can't even compete with the 11" for daily use, but happy to have a machine that runs macos 26 without patches (and will run 27 in june at all)

expected to regret ordering a "no power" m1 macbook air on ebay but works after removing a single shorted capacitor in keyboard backlight circuit?? not even activation locked??? i now have a working arm mac?????

guy who has only shopped for batteries, trying to find out their bra size: 🟢 💬 (getting a lot of battery vibes from this)

it's like huge now but still no sign of roots. i don't know what to do about that lol

where can i get more fake slang origins like:
- we're called zoomers because of online school during covid
- it's called a johnson because LBJ used to whip his out in meetings

i want to start a collection..

sold it back to the same guy and im pretty sure he asked me on a date in kijiji dms? unless he just wants to take me to a restaurant as thanks for fixing his laptop. too shy to ever find out regardless 😅

took off my jeans and a big spider fell out 😓