Amy @a@asentientbot.ca

today's cattleya pic since it feels unfair to post endlessly about the phalaenopsis propagation drama and never even show my favorite orchid, just because it's comparatively easy to duplicate

omg, i think those little bumps will be roots? maybe i can separate it after a few more months!

also added the paste to 3 more (purple and white, pink and white, and mini yellow and white; this one is white and orange)

pleasantly surprised to be wrong about this! the 8 gb memory is a little worrying long-term but fully expected with a18 pro. other tradeoffs are perfectly fine and it looks nice?

won't be shopping for a laptop for a long time, and i have.. other concerns about apple right now, but fairly impressed nonetheless

a downside to this laptop that i didn't anticipate is that it's just always cold to the touch. it's unpleasant

ugh, my lips "were chewed on" a lot in the last couple hours. someone really should've prevented it

they're generating slop about this one (i wish ~any of this were true lol)

can't even compete with the 11" for daily use, but happy to have a machine that runs macos 26 without patches (and will run 27 in june at all)

expected to regret ordering a "no power" m1 macbook air on ebay but works after removing a single shorted capacitor in keyboard backlight circuit?? not even activation locked??? i now have a working arm mac?????

guy who has only shopped for batteries, trying to find out their bra size: 🟢 💬 (getting a lot of battery vibes from this)

it's like huge now but still no sign of roots. i don't know what to do about that lol

where can i get more fake slang origins like:
- we're called zoomers because of online school during covid
- it's called a johnson because LBJ used to whip his out in meetings

i want to start a collection..

sold it back to the same guy and im pretty sure he asked me on a date in kijiji dms? unless he just wants to take me to a restaurant as thanks for fixing his laptop. too shy to ever find out regardless 😅

took off my jeans and a big spider fell out 😓

face planted, hurt my thumb, it feels much better tucked under my very warm 2015 macbook air. thank you 2015 macbook air

..is it possible to stop the stock apps auto-updating the moment i connect to wifi? only third party apps seem to consistently respect the setting in google play store?

i mean, beats ios where first party apps don't update independently from the os at all, but i was hoping to save the packages with "raccoon" and install with adb for some measure of reproducibility/so i have the option to revert to an older version.

am i insane? is there a better way to do this? lol

macOS 26.3 edition 😳

not 100% sure i'll switch to it (im really attached to my pink iphone se 2016, ok) but a *much* better candidate than the iphone se 2022