Amy @a@asentientbot.ca

omg, i think those little bumps will be roots? maybe i can separate it after a few more months!

also added the paste to 3 more (purple and white, pink and white, and mini yellow and white; this one is white and orange)

pleasantly surprised to be wrong about this! the 8 gb memory is a little worrying long-term but fully expected with a18 pro. other tradeoffs are perfectly fine and it looks nice?

won't be shopping for a laptop for a long time, and i have.. other concerns about apple right now, but fairly impressed nonetheless

@samhenrigold i really, really want to try that apparently non-force-touch touchpad? can you click at the top???

long-term im nervous this'll get disappointingly short macos support due to the 8 gb, but i doubt it will *feel* slow since the m1 still (usually) doesn't. maybe they'll put a19 pro with 12 gb next year.

a downside to this laptop that i didn't anticipate is that it's just always cold to the touch. it's unpleasant

ugh, my lips "were chewed on" a lot in the last couple hours. someone really should've prevented it

@marioguzman ive seen this a few times on tahoe, i think it's getting confused by /.nofollow (which points back at / but disables symlinks)?

if you drag the impostor hd to terminal or a text editor, you should be able to see the real path

@saagar genuine question, how dumb is "i am already fucked if malware runs as my regular user, so idc about escalation or persistence"? it has kind of always been my stance as a casual user but i suspect im missing something

@aronia are the vowels still for sale then

they're generating slop about this one (i wish ~any of this were true lol)

can't even compete with the 11" for daily use, but happy to have a machine that runs macos 26 without patches (and will run 27 in june at all)

expected to regret ordering a "no power" m1 macbook air on ebay but works after removing a single shorted capacitor in keyboard backlight circuit?? not even activation locked??? i now have a working arm mac?????

@spv https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Z#Terminology

supposedly via "generation z" x "boomer", which i can't verify but im confident it predates covid and widespread use of the zoom software

@mjd omgg thank you

guy who has only shopped for batteries, trying to find out their bra size: 🟢 💬 (getting a lot of battery vibes from this)

it's like huge now but still no sign of roots. i don't know what to do about that lol

where can i get more fake slang origins like:
- we're called zoomers because of online school during covid
- it's called a johnson because LBJ used to whip his out in meetings

i want to start a collection..

@aronia at some point i started scanning stickers, now im aware there's a "backup" and can stick them on stuff without anxiety lol

@mattiem @_inside aren't some bits (fairplay, mdm, i think activation stuff) already obfuscated? they definitely were at one point. so they effectively also decided *not* to obfuscate the rest