Amy @a@asentientbot.ca

ugh, my lips "were chewed on" a lot in the last couple hours. someone really should've prevented it

@marioguzman ive seen this a few times on tahoe, i think it's getting confused by /.nofollow (which points back at / but disables symlinks)?

if you drag the impostor hd to terminal or a text editor, you should be able to see the real path

@saagar genuine question, how dumb is "i am already fucked if malware runs as my regular user, so idc about escalation or persistence"? it has kind of always been my stance as a casual user but i suspect im missing something

@aronia are the vowels still for sale then

they're generating slop about this one (i wish ~any of this were true lol)

can't even compete with the 11" for daily use, but happy to have a machine that runs macos 26 without patches (and will run 27 in june at all)

expected to regret ordering a "no power" m1 macbook air on ebay but works after removing a single shorted capacitor in keyboard backlight circuit?? not even activation locked??? i now have a working arm mac?????

@spv https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Z#Terminology

supposedly via "generation z" x "boomer", which i can't verify but im confident it predates covid and widespread use of the zoom software

@mjd omgg thank you

guy who has only shopped for batteries, trying to find out their bra size: 🟢 💬 (getting a lot of battery vibes from this)

it's like huge now but still no sign of roots. i don't know what to do about that lol

where can i get more fake slang origins like:
- we're called zoomers because of online school during covid
- it's called a johnson because LBJ used to whip his out in meetings

i want to start a collection..

@aronia at some point i started scanning stickers, now im aware there's a "backup" and can stick them on stuff without anxiety lol

@mattiem @_inside aren't some bits (fairplay, mdm, i think activation stuff) already obfuscated? they definitely were at one point. so they effectively also decided *not* to obfuscate the rest

sold it back to the same guy and im pretty sure he asked me on a date in kijiji dms? unless he just wants to take me to a restaurant as thanks for fixing his laptop. too shy to ever find out regardless 😅

took off my jeans and a big spider fell out 😓

face planted, hurt my thumb, it feels much better tucked under my very warm 2015 macbook air. thank you 2015 macbook air

@mcc omg have you read the rest of the Nghi Vo Singing Hills books? i really enjoyed them all but would say the 4th was my favorite by a significant amount

(taking notes on the rest as i've only read a couple of these)