Amy @a@asentientbot.ca

they're generating slop about this one (i wish ~any of this were true lol)

can't even compete with the 11" for daily use, but happy to have a machine that runs macos 26 without patches (and will run 27 in june at all)

expected to regret ordering a "no power" m1 macbook air on ebay but works after removing a single shorted capacitor in keyboard backlight circuit?? not even activation locked??? i now have a working arm mac?????

guy who has only shopped for batteries, trying to find out their bra size: 🟢 💬 (getting a lot of battery vibes from this)

it's like huge now but still no sign of roots. i don't know what to do about that lol

where can i get more fake slang origins like:
- we're called zoomers because of online school during covid
- it's called a johnson because LBJ used to whip his out in meetings

i want to start a collection..

sold it back to the same guy and im pretty sure he asked me on a date in kijiji dms? unless he just wants to take me to a restaurant as thanks for fixing his laptop. too shy to ever find out regardless 😅

took off my jeans and a big spider fell out 😓

face planted, hurt my thumb, it feels much better tucked under my very warm 2015 macbook air. thank you 2015 macbook air

..is it possible to stop the stock apps auto-updating the moment i connect to wifi? only third party apps seem to consistently respect the setting in google play store?

i mean, beats ios where first party apps don't update independently from the os at all, but i was hoping to save the packages with "raccoon" and install with adb for some measure of reproducibility/so i have the option to revert to an older version.

am i insane? is there a better way to do this? lol

macOS 26.3 edition 😳

not 100% sure i'll switch to it (im really attached to my pink iphone se 2016, ok) but a *much* better candidate than the iphone se 2022

bought one from facebook marketplace and it seems really, really nice?? super light despite being way bigger than my iphone. i am impressed and confused by modern android (last used 7 on moto e4 lol)

in december i ordered a 2022 iphone se for $90 cad because i was curious about ios 26 and i figured (a) it's a good price (b) either my dad or sibling will surely want it since they're using the 2016 se and 8 respectively..

turns out i was wrong on both counts, nobody likes it and they're going for like $40 on the local kijiji. so i think ive basically paid $50 for the privilege of playing with "liquid glass" for like an hour, lmao

🟢 💭 (spraying my orchids to kill flies always gives me a headache, while my dad is unaffected. possible explanation: im more bug-like than him?)

spent 3 hours on transit to pickup a "no power" 2014 macbook air which works perfectly after cleaning the (visibly corroded) touchpad cable. this sucks lol

question for the chemists: is silicone like a science word or is it equivalent to calling plastic "carbone"

anyone have opinions on whether a google pixel 3a would likely be suitable for an iphone 6 enjoyer? on paper it looks almost the same size and shape, but i've never seen one irl. (or any other android phone recommendations for such a person? specifically: similar size, touch id, single back camera, non-glass back, possible to replace the screen and battery at minimum..)

there should be a certain threshold of sleepy where im allowed to put my head on the guy next to me on the bus..